Plays on the 5,6,7,8,9,10 people. Collection №4 - страница 3
Yulechka gets out of bed, begins to passionately untie her dressing gown, when suddenly the doorbell rings.
The characters freeze in their movements.
Philip's voice is heard from the other side of the door.
PHILIPP: (playing voice) My love! I'm here! Meet your baby bird soon!!! loud
rhythmic music of a panicked nature is playing (the introduction to the "jester's Hymn" is recommended)
Yulechka runs around the apartment in a panic, does not know what to grab. The man grabs his things from the chair, gestures and asks the girl where to go. After a short thought and panic throwing, Yulechka helps the man hide under the bed, he hardly fits under it. The girl covers the visible space with a blanket to the floor, gets better, goes to open the door.
Philip enters the apartment beaming with joy with a bouquet of flowers, takes out the phone, throws off the call. The music stops abruptly.
PHILIPP: (working tone) It's not working time, I'm still out.
He puts the phone in his pocket, looks at the girl, and smiles.
PHILIPP: (gently) Hello, my Bunny, how I missed you.
Yulechka closes the door runs up to Philip and jumps on top of him with a squeal, wrapping her arms and legs around him. Philip can barely hold his ground.
JULIA: (passionately kissing the neck, cheeks and nose) My love, you came, I did not prepare for nothing!
Philip puts his arm around the girl, holds her by the waist, and Yulia goes down to the floor.
PHILIPP: (gently) Really waiting for?
JULIA: (very honestly, reverently) Very! PHILIP
: (gently) But I'm supposed to be on a business trip right now, right? I decided things quickly and first of all to you, I wanted to make a surprise.
JULIA: (gently, pressing his cheek to the man's shoulder) Filechka, my love, I'm waiting for you all the time. It doesn't matter where you are! In my heart you are always, you are always here (puts Philip's hand to his left breast). Feel that, honey? Do you feel how much love is placed in this fragile chest?
PHILIPP: (embarrassed, bursting with compliments) It is not so you have too fragile…
JULIA: It's an allegory, silly. I'm speaking figuratively. In General, the fewer words, look at this!
The girl turns Philip to the center of the room and the man is presented with a romantic view, a ready, untouched table, two wine glasses, a bed spread out.
Philip opens his mouth in surprise, wiping his lips with his fingers in anticipation and delight.
JULIA: Everything for you, my love, everything for you!
from UNDER the BED: (short, indignant): Ahem-ahem…
Philip turns around, not UNDERSTANDING what it was just now.
Yulia immediately begins to clear her throat, trying to make her voice as rough as possible.
JULIA: I've been waiting for you so much, hoping so much, I couldn't say a word because of the experience of our separation, my voice sank completely. But this is nothing, the most important thing is that my (loudly, addressing under the bed) WOMEN'S FUNCTIONS ARE NOT OTRAFIROVALIS IN RELATION TO ONE MAN FROM THESE AWKWARD CIRCUMSTANCES!
Philip hugs Julia gently, carefully stroking her on the back.
PHILIPP: (gently, carefully) My girl, I had no idea that our separation was so painful for you. Do you really love me that much?
YULECHKA: (recoiling, looking into her eyes) Are you still in doubt? Yes, I'm already pounding all over with emotions and separation! With you, I generally have every time as the first time. I didn't even know it happened.