Twisted tales - страница 5

The gentleman, a kindly soul named Mr. Plumson, raised a curious eyebrow. He’d been attempting to figure out which play he was even at. “Indeed,” he said, stroking his chin. “And what did you think of Lady Bracknell's delivery in… ah… that one?” Beatrice blinked. Lady… what-now? She tilted her head, the picture of thoughtful contemplation. “Oh, she was… simply marvelous! Absolutely riveting! The way she… well, the way she… did things! Truly unforgettable!” Mr. Plumson leaned in, a twinkle in his eye. “And did you find the subtext particularly resonant, considering the playwright's… shall we say… complex relationship with… his muse?”

Beatrice beamed. “Oh, absolutely! The… the resonances! So… resonant! You see, that's what I adore about Art. It's so… you know… arty!” Mr. Plumson, suppressing a chuckle, finally cleared his throat. “And of course, you're familiar with the author's other works, such as… ah… “Whimsical Wanderings in the Wisteria Woods”?” Beatrice paused, a flicker of panic in her eyes. She knew she was cornered, like a butterfly in a very elegantly decorated net. “Oh, well, you see,” she confessed, her voice suddenly small, “I've never quite been one for… names. I just… love the experience! It's all so… so…” She spread her arms wide, a gesture encompassing the entire theatre, the entire idea of Art. “So… performance-y!”

Mr. Plumson, quite charmed, simply smiled. “I understand perfectly,” he said, winking. “One can appreciate the beauty of a rose without knowing its Latin name, can't one? Now, tell me, have you seen the one with the… you know… the… music?” And Beatrice, relieved and delighted, launched into another enthusiastic, completely nameless, review. After all, what's in a name? For Beatrice Bumblebee, Art was a feeling, a whirlwind of emotions, a breathtaking experience, and knowing the actual title would have been, well, utterly superfluous. And besides, “the one with the music” was much easier to remember.

Old Silas Finch, purveyor of sartorial splendour (or what passed for it in Oakhaven), considered himself a master of his trade. He could coax a rumpled houndstooth into an elegant suit worthy of the mayor, and his alterations were legendary. But Silas had a secret, a vexing imperfection that haunted him more than a frayed cuff or a mismatched button: a hole, not in his fabric, but in his own pocket. It wasn't a large hole, mind you, barely enough to lose a stray coin or two. But it was a symbol, a tiny, persistent flaw in a life meticulously crafted and stubbornly maintained. He'd mend it, time and again, only to find it resurrected, a tiny, mocking grin stitched into the lining.

Silas, naturally, attributed the hole to the cheap thread he'd been buying from young Timmy down at the general store, a cost-saving measure he justified with elaborate arguments about the fickle economy. He swore off Timmy's thread, replaced it with the finest Italian silk he could find, and meticulously repaired the offending pocket. For a week, he felt a surge of triumph, a renewed sense of order restored to his universe. He even started humming old tunes while he pressed a particularly stubborn wrinkle out of a tweed jacket.

Then came the day Mrs. Abernathy, the mayor's wife, arrived with a gown demanding immediate alterations for the upcoming gala. Silas, eager to please, reached into his supposedly mended pocket for his measuring tape. His fingers groped, then stilled. He pulled his hand out, his face paling beneath his spectacles. Not the tape, but a single, solitary button nestled in the palm of his hand. A button, identical to the ones he had painstakingly sewn onto Mrs. Abernathy's gown. And as the mayor's wife launched into a tirade about hemlines and expectations, Silas Finch finally understood: The hole wasn't a flaw in the fabric, but a convenient little escape hatch for his own anxieties, a subtle act of self-sabotage born from a life lived too perfectly, too rigidly. The hole, it seemed, wasn't a problem at all, but a tiny, rebellious act of freedom.